This is what the court looked like from a distance. The two video projection screens showed avatars of the the players. Meanwhile the gym sound system played the audio. (Photo by Derek Wang)
Luke Dubois reduced to an oscillating cloud of plasma. (Photo by Derek Wang)
Luke Dubois, reduced to a puddle of laugh-racked protoplasm by my triple entendres. Red Burns, thawing slightly from her customary “Block of Granite,” expression. (Photo by Derek Wang)
Engineer of lucid dreams, and member of the Electrosquash Collective, Jamie Allen keeps the bytes flowing. (Photo by Derek Wang)
Preparing for the epic match. (Photo by Derek Wang)
The Culliford Brothers battle for Electrosquash dominance. (Photo by Derek Wang)
Emily Conrad outfits metaversal squash soldier Dan Culliford with a biometric feedback transponder glove.
The masses lined up along the balcony of Coles Gym to devour the specacle. Those in the front devour wine and cheese
Media, art, and technology luminaries packed the front rows.
Your friendly emcee, Jonny Goldstein, in the wings with technogladiator Matt Culliford and Electrosquashulatrix, Emily Conrad.
I address the masses. Thanks to Balachandar Enterprises for lending me the tux.
This cigar was so awful. It was a tropical punch flavored Phillie. Cost, seventy five cents. Gum, throat, tongue, and lung cancer, priceless.
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6 responses so far ↓
maria // Dec 13, 2004 at 12:58 am
You did a great Job as host, I loved your intro!
steph // Dec 13, 2004 at 2:03 am
Hey! You were so great! I’m suprised you don’t already own your own tux.
Leon B // Dec 13, 2004 at 7:54 am
Nice look, Jonny!!
Jonny Goldstein // Dec 13, 2004 at 12:04 pm
Thanks! It was lots o fun. I’ll put a tux on my to-buy list after video camera, external hard drive, camera phone…
jamie // Dec 13, 2004 at 1:22 pm
jonny goldstein is the bastard son of mother nature herself
Jonny Goldstein // Dec 13, 2004 at 2:28 pm
I’ll pass that along to my mom:)
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